Kill a tree. Read a book.

Trees make fun of you while you're sleeping. Trees have been known to cause several forms of cancer and can have a bad effect on your attitude.
A famous author once said, "Trees are retarded, but books pay for my dinner every day, so fuck it"

Every time you read a book, one million trees are slaughtered.

Kill a tree. Read a book.



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