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365 - 009 - Colorful Dark by CaptainComedy 365 - 009 - Colorful Dark :iconcaptaincomedy:CaptainComedy 1 1 365 - 008 - Spectracular by CaptainComedy 365 - 008 - Spectracular :iconcaptaincomedy:CaptainComedy 6 1 365 - 007 - Dumber Big Brother by CaptainComedy 365 - 007 - Dumber Big Brother :iconcaptaincomedy:CaptainComedy 8 1 365 - 006 - Great Blue Spot by CaptainComedy 365 - 006 - Great Blue Spot :iconcaptaincomedy:CaptainComedy 4 2 365 - 005 - Fluid Circles by CaptainComedy 365 - 005 - Fluid Circles :iconcaptaincomedy:CaptainComedy 0 1 365 - 004 - Rainbow Hug by CaptainComedy 365 - 004 - Rainbow Hug :iconcaptaincomedy:CaptainComedy 4 2 365 - 003 - Envy vs. Anger by CaptainComedy 365 - 003 - Envy vs. Anger :iconcaptaincomedy:CaptainComedy 0 0 365 - 002 - Smoke Monster by CaptainComedy 365 - 002 - Smoke Monster :iconcaptaincomedy:CaptainComedy 13 4 365 - 001 - Perpendicrimary by CaptainComedy 365 - 001 - Perpendicrimary :iconcaptaincomedy:CaptainComedy 2 1 Come Take A Seat by CaptainComedy Come Take A Seat :iconcaptaincomedy:CaptainComedy 0 1 My Wallpaper by CaptainComedy My Wallpaper :iconcaptaincomedy:CaptainComedy 0 0 All signs point to 12:04 by CaptainComedy All signs point to 12:04 :iconcaptaincomedy:CaptainComedy 0 0 The path to anywhere by CaptainComedy The path to anywhere :iconcaptaincomedy:CaptainComedy 0 0 Kill a tree. Read a book. by CaptainComedy Kill a tree. Read a book. :iconcaptaincomedy:CaptainComedy 1 1 Eyes by CaptainComedy Eyes :iconcaptaincomedy:CaptainComedy 0 2 Twins by CaptainComedy Twins :iconcaptaincomedy:CaptainComedy 0 0

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CaptainComedy
James Avestruz
Artist
United States
I'm James Avestruz. I take pictures and make funny things. Sometimes they are videos.

Current Residence: USA
Favourite photographer: Josh Hopkins
Operating System: Windows XP Professional
MP3 player of choice: Winamp
Personal Quote: I make funny things
Interests
In case anyone is wondering, the reason I have suddenly stopped uploading my photo-a-day entries is this. I just started my new semester at college, and at my dorm, I have a Verizon High Speed Internet DSL connection.

It broke. Well, it's always broken. Verizon is really very dreadful. I wish in my heart of hearts that my fucking dorm would allow me to buy (yes, buy, as in they don't even provide us internet access,) ANY service other than Verizon.

My payments were a week late. I got on their website and paid it off, and now "I need a modem replacement." What? What the fuck? Why!? What makes the modem break 3 hours after you take $85 out of my bank account?

"My modem isn't working."
"Thank you for that information sir."
"I read that this happens to some people, so could you deactivate and reactivate my account completely?"
"Sir I don't think that's necessary. My system shows that your internet connection is working normally."
"No-- No, it isn't working at all. I know my way around modems and routers and the problem is not the modem or the router. The problem is on your end."
"Thank you for that information, sir. It may be a problem with the main line to your building."
"No, it isn't. The people in the room next to me have your DSL and their internet works fine."
"Thank you for that information, sir. Sir it may just be a faulty modem. We can ship you a replacement modem for a  one-time fee of $50."
"No, it was working a few hours ago, and now it doesn't work at all. It worked until I paid my late fee. Then it broke."
"Thank you for that information sir. It may be a faulty modem."
"..."


It went on from there. I'm writing this on the slow, SLOW free wireless that the Borders near my school provides. I've tried uploading my photo-a-day entries with it, but it always drops the connection before I can get the picture completely uploaded. It'll have to wait until I either have my DSL fixed, or I go home next weekend.

Verizon is the worst. Thank you for that information, sir.
  • Listening to: Lifelight - Andy Hunter
  • Reading: Strawberry Marshmallow
  • Watching: As Told By Ginger
  • Playing: Hot Pursuit
  • Eating: Popeye's and Olive Garden, all day, every day
  • Drinking: Dr. Pepper,

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Julayla64 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hey, Happy birthday today
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Julayla64 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy birthday
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Julayla64 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday today.
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impostergir007 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
HAPPY BDAY WEEK
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TheMediaSponge Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2013
Looking forward to the S3 release dude! Keep up the great work!
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ludechris31 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Me too! It even has great album art! I was amazed at a job well done! What about season 3?!
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CaptainComedy Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013
Good news! I just finished up episode 8. (Started work on it about 3 weeks ago. College as usual is a pretty heavy time sink!)

Has nobody done one to replace mine yet?! That's terrible news because you guys have had to wait so long, but great news because the work I've done on it this month hasn't been in vain. Send me an email at CaptainComedy on Gmail, I'll let you know personally when I get season 3 released. Thanks so much for the comment and reassuring me that people still want to see S3 released! :D
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ludechris31 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013  Student Digital Artist
That is good news!
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00Ginji Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013
hello Captian

Just downloaded your Soundtrack compilation and it's freakin amazing, great job!!
Can't wait for your next release.
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Linkerbell Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Student General Artist
Thanks for the watch!^^
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